var quotes=new Array()

//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.

quotes[0]='"How do I get an oily-type stain out of my velvet shoes?"'
quotes[1]='"I used a store bought cleaner and stripped the clear coat off my tile floor.  What happened? "'
quotes[2]='"I stained my favorite shirt with tomato sauce.  After washer stain did not come out completely.  Now what do I do?"'
quotes[3]='"Why does my glassware always look hazy after putting through the dishwasher?"'
quotes[4]='"Why do my stainless steel appliances still feel greasy after cleaning them with a stainless steel cleaner?"'
quotes[5]='"Why do my plastic items smell like fragrance after washing them in the dishwasher? "'
quotes[6]='"What does waterwise and low foam cleaning mean? "'

var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
document.write(quotes[whichquote])